Someone described flying an airplane as hours of boredom interrupted by moments of terror. Downton Abbey shares this pattern. We drift along, consuming tea by the gallon, planning a party here, collecting rent there, just floating downstream. Then something horrific happens. A visiting Turk dies in a room not his own. Lady Cora miscarries when she slips on a bar of (wait for it) soap. Matthew is killed on the happiest day of his life. Anna is raped while Kiri te Kanawa sings O mio babbino caro.
Nothing like that kind of excitement was on offer in tonight’s episode. We are in a lull. Until the next horrific event occurs, we are stuck with a plot as bland as the Sauce Béchamel that Alfred was learning to enrich[1]. Let us count the ways.
Starting for once above stairs, we see that Aunt Rosalind’s warning to Edith is beginning to take form. Edith is undergoing the 1920s upper class version of “Why doesn’t he call?” and Edith’s visit to a doctor, undisclosed to the rest of the family, suggests that Aunt Roz knows whereof she speaks. Let us hope that Mr. Gregson is the decent chap he has presented himself to be, and let’s hope that his lawyers have correctly understood German divorce law.
We have been visiting the Crawley family for ten years (ten Downton years) and have not yet had any indication that Robert’s birthday is anything special to him or anyone else. But now it turns out that there is always a special dinner to mark the occasion. Clearly, Lady Cora would love to do more but a special dinner seems to mark the outer limit of celebration for this bunch. However, Rose has an idea that we have not yet heard, and I will not be surprised if another trip to that night club is ahead of us. However, so quiet was this episode that I don’t believe either the word “night” or “club” was uttered once, either together or separately, during the entire hour.
Lady Mary had to absorb the news that Lord Gillingham is now engaged to his heiress, but she took it well. Her upper lip may have quivered for an instant, but it remained stiff. No sooner had we got past that event, which she and we should have expected after last week’s kiss-and-farewell sequence, than Mr. Napier reappears. I recognized him from a couple of seasons ago, but don’t really remember much about him. At this point, he seems to have a responsible job with the government and will play a role in the financial part of the story, but is he likely to be Mary’s next romantic interest? Surely he should be expected to bring some ready money to the table beyond his paycheck from HMG?
Robert has bungled so many things over the past couple of years, and has adopted such inflexible attitudes on so many important matters, that we can forget that his most fundamental characteristic is decency. He does the right thing by helping his tenant, lending him the money to make up his arrears in rent. The Abbey is an institution that has a moral connection to its tenants, its employees, and its vendors as well as a financial relationship with all of them. Robert has made any number of mistakes in his management of the Abbey’s finances, but he has kept in sight the wider responsibilities he bears as the Abbey’s current owner. Of course, he won’t be able to meet those responsibilities without substantial funds. But he also knows that meeting the Abbey’s financial obligations is only a start. Robert jokes that he is aligning himself with Tom’s socialism, but he wouldn’t extend himself for an abstraction, a social class. He is willing to reopen the lease and to make a loan to this particular tenant[2], with his particular family and history, and with his claim as a long-term partner in the life of the Abbey. Robert can be, usually is, irritating but this was a fine moment for him, I thought.
And Lady Cora has tasted orange juice for the first time in some thirty years! None of her previous maids ever did any research on American dietary habits and it appears that it never occurred to her to ask for a daily glass of OJ. However, the efficient Baxter[3] has studied the American diet thoroughly and brings Lady Cora the first taste of Florida sunshine she has enjoyed since moving to Britain. This is only a small sample of Baxter’s efforts to ingratiate herself with everyone she meets, both above and below stairs. She touches Lady Cora’s heart by speaking reverently of Sibyl (may she rest in peace). She introduces the staff to the electric sewing machine. Daisy, who loves electric appliances, gets to try it, and Mrs. Patmore gets the benefit of it when her apron develops a small tear just moments before her ladyship is due for her semi-annual visit to the kitchen. We find out later that Baxter’s kindness is in the service of Thomas, or rather Barrow, but this time Barrow seems to want to use Baxter’s friendly manner as a means to obtain intelligence rather than as part of a campaign to undermine another member of the staff, his usual purpose. So that’s all right. It’s nice to have a friendly lady’s maid for once. They’re all up to something, but this one seems to have a benevolent streak lacking in her predecessors.
Staying below stairs, we note that Alfred is making a serious effort to move into the world of fine food. In his effort to better himself he is following in the Season One tradition of Gwen, the maid who learned to type and became a secretary. Even Mr. Carson condescends to encourage Alfred, both before his examination and after the disappointing result. Alfred may be down but like so many others in Downton Abbey he is not out, and I expect that he will eventually be accepted at the Ritz. He is, as Mr. Carson notes, a hard worker and he seems to have a genuine talent for food. It was unrealistic to expect that he could enter the kitchen of M. Escoffier without working at least for a while as a food professional. Perhaps he will now have the opportunity to spend more time under the wing of Mrs. Patmore en route to a better life in London.
Alfred’s upward trajectory is momentarily halted, but poor Mr. Moseley’s downward path is getting steeper. Mr. Carson offers Moseley a job as a footman and is offended when Mr. Moseley decides to think it over. Moseley’s reluctance to accept a permanent reduction in status is understandable to everyone except Mr. Carson, who sadistically informs Moseley that the offer has been withdrawn while he thought it over. This was not one of Mr. Carson’s finer moments.
Ivy is developing something like admiration for Alfred. The idea that a footman would try to make something of himself, other than a butler, seems to have caught her fancy for at least a brief moment. At the same time, Jimmy is becoming more and more insufferable with each episode, trying to undermine Alfred’s confidence when he is not actively up to no good with Ivy. And don’t let him anywhere near the jams. On the whole, these two characters seem destined to remain minor.
Well, I can’t put it off any longer. We must take a look at the relationship between Anna and Mr. Bates. Is it possible that “Mister” is his first name? It was encouraging that they are now on the road to re-establishing their marriage, but the way they got there fills me with concern. First of all, Bates got to the bottom of the first part of the mystery by overhearing a distraught Anna talking things over with the reliable Mrs. Hughes, who has confirmed out loud that it is not for Mrs. Hughes to reveal Anna’s secret. Those events were not necessarily worrisome, but the music that accompanied Mr. Bates’s discovery was decidedly ominous. Mr. Fellowes does not make a lot of use of music, but in this instance a dark leitmotif of kettle drums, bells, and dissonant piano chords told us that evil times lie ahead.
Last week I thought Mrs. Hughes had proved herself to be worthy of a master poker player but it turns out that Mr. Bates is even stronger. When she refused to tell what she knew, he threatened to leave the Abbey and had his hand on the doorknob when Mrs. Hughes stopped him. Of course, it helps if you’re not actually bluffing. Mrs. Hughes told the tale without identifying the rapist, indeed insisted that the rapist was unknown and, when she was questioned, she insisted that he was definitely, positively not Mr. Green. She’s a quick one on her feet is Mrs. Hughes and did the best she could under the circumstances, even though she had to swear falsely on her mother’s grave to pull it off.
So, now Mr. Bates knows about the rape and of course holds Anna blameless. She is reassured and the two of them begin the difficult process of reuniting, but Anna knows that she has to keep Mr. Green’s identity a secret. That will always be between them. When Bates told Anna that if it was Mr. Green, “he is a dead man”, that same ominous music played again. What do you think the odds are that Mr. Green is alive at the end of Season Four? Without the music, I would have thought Mr. Green had as good a chance as any other minor character. Those dissonant chords suggest a much shorter lifespan.
Is that to be the next storm to break over the present lull? Will Mr. Green be found dead, and will Mr. Bates be accused of his murder? I hope we don’t have to go through that business again.
As always, I don’t wish anyone ill. I hope that all of our principal characters are alive and kicking at the end of each episode. But something is going to have to break, some big event is going to have to happen. I can only watch people drinking tea, sewing clothes, and polishing shoes for so long. Please, nothing violent, nothing criminal, but . . . something!
Until next time.
[1]Mrs. Patmore and Daisy teach Alfred to enrich his Béchamel with eggs and cream. I know of several recipes that enrich Béchamel, but eggs are not included. I don’t claim to be an expert, but I wonder if M. Escoffier would have approved of Mrs. Patmore’s method in this instance.
[2] I was surprised that the arrears were only 50 pounds. I did a little research, trying to get a feel for how much wealth 50 pounds would have represented in the 1920s. It’s hard to gauge, but I learned that a bricklayer would have earned something like 200 pounds a year. If the wage of a semi-skilled manual laborer is at all comparable to the income of a tenant farmer in rural Yorkshire, 50 pounds would have been a significant sum but not crippling.
[3] Not, however, the Efficient Baxter, a character who plays a role in a couple of P.G. Wodehouse’s Blandings Castle novels. I have noted before that Mr. Fellowes seems to like to make these little cross-references, and I would not be surprised to learn that Baxter the lady’s maid is a cousin of Wodehouse’s Mr. Baxter, who was a supremely efficient secretary.